April 26, 2011

What do your panties say about you?

Granny:  You are stuck back in the sensible years when panties were for protection and comfort.  This means you either don't really care if you are sexy or you are hanging with Aunt Flow.

Bikini:   These are full back panties for the multi faceted woman.  Some of you wearing bikinis are rather conventional, but don't want the hangover of granny's.  You feel just a little sexy wearing bikini's, but also don't feel slutty because your butt is still covered.   Others who wear the bikini are simply afraid that your crack may never be the same after a thong so you stick with the style that hugs your butt cheeks.  Those with the classic bubble butt find that this style of panty only leads to a wedgie.

Boy Shorts:  While comfy and cute, the boy short is just a modern version of the bikini.  You wear these for comfort, but know you can probably pull off the cuteness of it to turn most men on.  This is another type of panty that just leads to wedgies for those of us with a bubble butt.

Thong:  Sexy, practical, and comfy.  The thong covers all categories.  The women who wear them are confident with themselves, exude sex even when dressed for the office, and aren't afraid of a little lace between her cheeks.  I love the thong!

G-String:  Hot, sexy, slutty; whether you are out on a night on the town or wearing it solely to prevent panty lines the g-string wearers are erotic, racy women.

Commando:  Slut....just kidding...sometimes commando is the only way to go. It's sexy, comfy, and proves you are not afraid to strut your stuff.