June 13, 2011

What's in your pants is as important as your face!

You are probably thinking that this article is going to discuss the size of a mans penis. After all when most think of the contents of a man's pants the immediate thought is dick size. Instead, this self proclaimed size queen is going to turn the page a bit and discuss the other contents of your pants.

Underwear:  When a man first removes his pants I always check out is underpants. Sometimes this is difficult if he is the type of guy who slides pants and undies off at once, but that type of guy is moving fast leaving little time for underwear judgement anyway. For the rest who remove their pants and underwear separately I want you to know that I am judging you by your undergarments.

If your choice of undies is tightie whities I will assume that you may not be my type in bed. You probably aren't the most agressive, assertive guy I have ever been with and you obviously aren't too fashion conscience. If you really need the feel of your dick and balls stuck to your upper thigh please choose boxer briefs. They are a tab bit more stylish and fit similar to the tightie whitie without the nerd factor. Sometimes I find boxer briefs to actually be quite sexy. Please just refrain from wearing the faded, stretched out type on dates though. That is rather unappealing.

Boxers are always a good choice. And if you are creative and choose some with big red lips or batman on them I will be inclined to be more playful with you since you appear to have a playful side (or your kids bought them for you and they were the only ones clean to wear that day). Anyway, I am going to assume that the funny undies show that you have a sense of humor and aren't afraid to express yourself (which in my mind seem almost useless except to cover the butt cheeks). Try to avoid wearing the shiny/silky boxers - those are kinda creepy.

Grooming:  How do you wear your coif of hair down there? Is it shaved, trimmed or bushy? When you drop your drawers and a bush of hair comes shooting out, I am immediately turned off. You haven't taken a moments thought to proper grooming for the occasion. Most men at this point should know that wild pubic hair is gross. Even worse is the guy wearing tightie whities with pubic hair sticking out around the thighs. I'm not touching you with a ten foot pole!

The nicely trimmed or shaved man is one who observes proper social sexual etiquette. It demonstrates thought, style, and cleanliness for his prospective partner. If you have closely trimmed blonde hair down there you get bonus points in my book!

So guys, next time you are out on the prowl - please pay attention to what is in your pants before you walk out the door! Thanks!!

1. I prefer thong or g, but wife pulls off the boyshort perfectly. her shape makes it a lot more flirty than her in the other 2. commando doesn't really give me a rise.
2. I wear tightie whities+boxer and I'm known to be a freaky bastard in bed! ;) But I guess there's only a few of us tightie whities users that break the mold! hahaha!
3. Boxer Briefs are comfortable, Boxers have way too much material bunching up under pants. Just my two pennies.. YMMV
4. Rebecca, love your blog, but I COMPLETELY disagree with you on this one! I cannot stand to wear boxers - - who needs that much material bunching up under pants, especially when wearing jeans?! So I wear either stylish fashionable briefs (usually Jockey) or nothing at all. And I guarantee I can be as aggressive and assertive as the situation demands . . . although long slow teasing is usually my style ;) 
5. Boxer briefs. Sometimes I don't wear any.
6. I wear Jockey elance briefs, and am very humbly a fantastic lover. Please don't stereotype!
7.  Sometimes I rather not wear and it feels good.
8. I wear boxers and boxer briefs.
9. Dont wear underwear and shaved, Helll try not to wear clothes  
10. Very good insight...  
11. I always keep my genitals and underarms shaved. It's much more comfortable once you get used to it.
12. What about commando men?
13. Good thoughts!