Horrifying Sexual  Moments!

20)  It wasn't horrifying nor funny. I went with friends to table dance place, I got a dance and pee all over my pants, but that wasn't the worst thing, after leave I got stop by a police car. It was the mostembarrasing thing.

19) recall when younger my brother and I jerked off each others cock

18) @ Antigua race week met an Aussie psychologist ..gave me the clapp which I passed on to my now x-wife from Austraila

17)  While I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, He farted and the smell was terrible!

16)  At a ripe young age of 20 I had a very attractive lady invite me to her place for dinner.  After a wonderful filet mignon dinner and a few beers we retired to her parent's bed and began foreplay.  I worked my way down her and began to perform oral sex on her.  As I began my nose patted her pubic hair and I inhaled something that was extremely foul.  It was so foul that I projectile vomited on her without any hesitation or control.  After I had controlled myself she proceeded to tell me that she has a yeast infection.  I had never heard of a yeast infection before and thought she had give me some kind of STD.  I had sucked it into my nasal cavity and could not get the odor out for days.  Needless to say I never saw her again.  It was 2 years before I could perform oral sex on a woman.

15)  With 38Ds, I thought this green eye, blonde Virgo was hot! It was no surprise to me that she was bi-sexual. When she said she wanted to make my fantasy of two women come true, I jumped at the chance to introduce her to my blonde, DD neighbor. They went for each other like electron magnets. To remove the distraction of me, they sucked me off quickly, but then spent the rest of the evening loving each other. Some threesome! There is no mindfuck like watching the woman you love ignore you while she hugs, kisses and strokes another person - male or female - the same way she caresses you! Not what I expected.

14)  I got caught sleeping with an 18 year old girl...by my 18 year old daughter..on her birthday!!! UGH

13)  I accidentally passed gas during 69, it was so embarrassing, I just pretended like I was cumming really loud to try and make him forget it.

12)  I just had gotten over a really bad flu.  I was fucking my girl and when I began to cum I ended up with diarhea at the same time.

11)  My first ever girl-girl experience - her vagina smelled like bad tacos, she ruined my taste for pussy forever. 

10)  Two women have pooped on me during sex.  This was not something I asked for or wanted to happen.  Honestly, I think it was really gross, but I pretended it was ok so that I could have sex with them again. 

9)  I turned up at my then boyfriend's house completely drunk demanding sex one night. He acquiesced, but when he went to go down on me, he told me I had some toilet paper down there. Actually, I had at least half a roll of cheap bar bathroom toilet paper stuck in and around my labia. (Shudders.) I high-tailed it to the bathroom screaming. 

8)  Back when I lived in Texas,a girlfriend of mine wanted to attempt to deep throat me. Well she started out slow and worked her way up to it BUT after a good rhythm was started...she realized that she had a gag reflex and threw up all over my cock and lap. Funny thing,I never did lose my hardon until AFTER I cleaned up 10 minutes later. 

7)  My ex in college has what's called a 'pussy booger' in slang, a green globule that put me off sex for like a month. 

6)  One of my most embarrassing moments happened on my first all out orgy.

Earlier that week I had surfing local swingers sites and noticed an invitation to a private party that weekend limited to 20 couples and, by special vetting, a select number of single guys. As it happened I knew the couple who were throwing the party, so with no hesitation I sent off a request for an invitation. Sure enough a few hours later, my friends responded – I was in!!!!

On arrival - promptly at eight – turns out I was the first there, besides the host.

I should add this was my first experience with a group. Anything more than two – was a group to me!

For the next two hours people drifted in, made their way to the bar – as I watched uncomfortably from my bar stool – trying to make small talk whenever I could. There were some very attractive couples – and some not so attractive couples ranging from 30 something’s to 50 something’s – I was sort of in the middle. As the evening went on – the atmosphere became more intoxicating – the room became warmer, the lights dimmed… and the beat of the music more rhythmic … and the clothes started to come off. First two young girls started kissing on the couch – and one thing led to another, and they were naked taking it in turn’s licking each other’s pussy while a small crowd gathered around.

I had been watching one of the couples who came in not soon after I arrived. She was absolutely gorgeous! Long blond hair, tall – at least 5’10”, blue eyes, perfect breasts, nipples … 40 something … perfect proportions all round - you could see everything through a sheer top she was wearing … I was in awe, but kept thinking she was out of my league, especially because her husband had her pretty much on a short leash – or so it seemed!

It was now two in the morning – everyone had splintered off – some around the couch in the living room – others drifted off to one of the three bedrooms… and I was pretty much still at the bar. I had talked to a number of people, but hadn’t got up the nerve to invite myself into one of the clicks that had formed.

I was determined to try to get into the action – and started wandering around the rooms – a proper voyeur!

Suddenly someone tapped me on my shoulder, and I swung around – it was the husband of the women I had been eyeing all night. “My wife would like to fuck you – would you like to fuck her?” he said “I won’t let just any one fuck her – it has to be her choice with my approval – and I think we like you… do you have condoms?”

To say the least I was startled … and nervously blurted out “YES” as I pulled out a strip of condoms that must have unfolded to the floor!!! “Good – let’s go” he said.

Gingerly I followed them into one of the bedrooms that had become empty. The husband started kissing his wife, undressing her – leaving me standing there somewhat uncomfortable – not really knowing what to do. So I took off all my clothes… and sat on the end of the bed. Up to this point I had not said a word to the wife – she had not said a word to me. He placed her on the bed naked – and turning to me said … “She’s beautiful, yes?” “Yes!!!”

I was now mystified – not wanting to do anything out of turn – probably shaking – a nervous wreck… but I was hard!

“Ok” he said “…you can fuck her now!”

I immediately tore off a corner of a condom wrapper and slipped one on. Things were happening pretty quickly now – and the room was dimly lit – “The next thing he said was “Put a condom on.” In my nervousness I heard “put ANOTHER condom on” to which point I ripped a second condom and started to roll it over the first….” At which point the husband gave me a weird look “what the fuck are you doing” he said!!!!

That has to be the single most embarrassing thing I have ever done.

I did recover from this mishap – and did get to fuck the most gorgeous women in the room – although the only things she actually said to me was “Good!” I have since attended several parties as a single, and now happily as a “swinging” couple – defiantly the way to go.

I will never forget my first time – my first orgy that is! 

5)  While attempting an uber sexy deep throat blowie, my once superior gag reflex gave on me and I hurled all over my gentleman callers cock. Nothing sexier than regurgitation!" 

4)  I was coming in from a date and went to find the dog to take him out before I went to bed. I walked into my parents room looking for the dog, but to find them 69ing instead. I turned and walked out, went straight to my room, climbed into bed and pulled the covers over my head. My mother promptly came stomping down the hall to give me the stink eye. I lay completely frozen. I never entered their room without knocking ever again. 

3)  I had a woman vomit on me due to her gag reflex as she was attempting to deep throat me. 

2)  I walked in on my parents right when my mom was about to straddle my dads face. I heard him say now I'll guess your weight. I was 9. I've been deviant ever since. 

1)  If we're speaking strictly in terms of 'horror' in lieu of just awkward or uncomfortable, it would definitely be the time the girl I was seeing drunkenly decided to let me in the back door, so to speak, and I drunkenly decided since BenGay was the only thing I could find to lube up that it would be fine. Big mistake in hindsight. 


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