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February 19, 2012

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Flying High:
Join the Mile High Club
by Rebecca Ammon

Picture this, you are sitting in your seat on a jumbo jet. You got on early so you are fiddling with your iPad to pass the time. Soon the announcement comes over the loud speaker to remind you to fasten your seatbeat, seat backs in an upright position, tray tables stowed, and all electronic equipment is turned off and stowed under the seat.

You suddenly realize that you have one of those out of nowhere erections. It's a bit difficult to hide since you had to put all of your belongings away for take off. Why do these 14 year old moments revisit you so often? Maybe it's the hot redhead sitting kitty-corner from you giving you the eye or maybe it's the flight attendant that is walking down the isle checking the overhead bins. She's quite busty after all and watching them bounce each time she opens and closes those bins is quite hot.

As the flight attendant walks from the back of the plane she is quickly checking each passengers seatbelts. She stops when she comes to you, leans over and quietly whispers 'Sir, you need to power that thing down for take off'. You turn red with embarrasment, but at the same time wonder if this is finally your invitation to join the mile high club.

Airplane restrooms aren't the roomiest for a quickie. They aren't really meant for more than one adult and can be quite noisey and bumpy. Is this the place you want to experience a sexual high? Hell yes!

But not all of us are brave enough to attempt that trip to the airplane bathroom for a quick hookup. Recently I have come across a few companies thare are willing to help you out so that you can proudly say you have joined the mile high club without the clumsy attempt in that airplane restroom.

The Mile High Fantasy Club is located right in my own hometown of Tampa, Florida. For just $2,000 you and five of your best friends will be picked up by a limo, delivered to your flying chariot, served champagne, and of course participate in an hour long wild sexual encounter that earns you the Mile High Certificate. Want to remember this event forever? You may purchase pictures or a DVD or an additional fee. This sounds like the ultimate Mile High Fantasy Club!

Don't live near Tampa? No problem! Flamingo Air based in Cincinnati, Ohio offers a Flight of Fancy for just $425. During your flight you and your lover will receive a bottle of champagne and chocolates to indulge during your fantasy flight behind a private curtain.

No matter where you live you can joing the Mile High Club. This is an actual club that requires a membership, but the site contains a ton of information, stories and even an online store! According to this site:

The term "Mile High Club" refers to two people engaging in sexual activity (sexual intercourse) at an altitude of no less than 5,280 ft (a mile high above the earth) in an airplane.

Now, most veteran pilots will tell you that you need to be at the controls of an airplane in order to claim membership in this exclusive club. But over the years, the term Mile High Club has included those who make their mark in the lavatories aboard jetliners across the globe.

To spare the embarrassment for those who aren't quite daring enough to make their way back to the lav on a red-eye or transatlantic flight, mile high operations have been cropping up all over the country, offering couples the chance to climb aboard a custom-outfitted aircraft for their aerial pleasures.

Are you ready to join the Mile High Club? Whether you are sneaking into the airplane bathroom or renting an jet for an hour long encounter, there couldn't be a better high than doing in the clouds.